What religion is your bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea
of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the
Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist
types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple:
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and
The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
