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Ab 25° arbeitet mein Hirn nicht mehr so richtig


Effective daily affirmations (2)

11.I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

12.I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

13.As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

14.When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

15.The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

16.All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.

17.I am at one with my duality.

18.I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.

19.Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

20.I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

wenn meine lausigen englischkenntnisse ausreichen, dann tippe ich auf nr. vier als richtig, dementsprechend alle anderen false?

Biite, sag uns die Lösung!

eiszauberin, die auch nicht mehr ganz klar denken kann

http://www.4teachers.de/url/27

http://www.4teachers.de/url/27

hihi, doppelt

... heut' ist es ja nicht mehr so warm....

"The only true statement can be #4. The others are false. #5 can't be true, because it says all the statements are false."

Siebengscheit

Thanks for giving us the solution.


Newspaper Headlines (1)

1.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

2.War Dims Hope for Peace

3.If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

4.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

5.Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

6.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

7.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

8.Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

9.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

10.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

What is the only English word for a number that when spelled, it's letters are in alphabetical order?

Siebengscheit

"Facetious" and "abstemious" contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."

But I don't know any number like that..

Edit:
Yes I do!!!

FORTY is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. FIRST shares this property. And ONE is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order


Wer Interesse an weiteren oddities dieser Art hat, dem empfehle ich den folgenden Link:

http://www.4teachers.de/url/32

19 Seiten von Unglaublichkeiten!!!!!
Wer beschäftigt sich nur mit so etwas?

Viel Spaß
klexel

Poor old teacher, we missed you so,
When in hospital you had to go.
For you to remain there is a sin,
We're sorry about the banana skin.


Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
"But," said she, "this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
That would make my batter better."
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
(Better than her bitter butter)
And she put it in her bitter batter
And made her bitter batter a bit better.

Siebengscheit

Where Molly had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flap in the flue.

2 Ys U R.
2 Ys U’ll B.
I C U R.
2 Ys 4 me!

She slits the sheet she sits on.

I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig pluckers' son,
but I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.