Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

I especially like: Sauce unknown

·If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

·What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? ... Half way.

·The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

·I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

·I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.

·Don't be redundant by repeating yourself. Twice.

·I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

·Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.

·Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

·"Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog

·For the academics: The difference between theory and practice in practice is greater than the difference between theory and practice in theory.

Time flies like an arrow,
fruit flies like bananas .

„I adore you, darling“, said the man, as he called on his sweetheart to celebrate her birthday with her. „Do you remember how we used to sit holding hands under the palm-trees in Mallorca last summer?“
„I do“, she replied. „But let’s not talk about the past, darling. Let’s talk about the present.“

1.Don't try to run from the past, it is always behind you.

2.I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

3.I said 'perhaps' and that is final!

4.Doctors feel fine on ships because they are accustomed to see sickness.

5.Today is the first day of the rest of your life

6.You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

7.We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

8.Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.

9.A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

10.The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

11.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

12.Your nose is in the scenter of your face.

13.A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

14.Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.

15.A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.

16.When he fell in the wet concrete he left a bad impression.

17.Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.

18.I have a weight problem: I can't wait to eat!

19.With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

20.An archeologist: a man whose career lies in ruins.

21.Top selling cookbook in China: 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.

22.Mr. and Mrs. Smith went out to eat at a German restaurant. After the appetizer, Mr. Smith said to his wife, "That tasted awful." His wife said, "Yes, I know. And the wurst is yet to come."

23.A boy said his ambition was to drive an army tank. His father: „I won't stand in your way“.

Little Golden Books That Never Made It



"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"

"Dad's New Wife Robert"

"Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share"

"Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

'Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"All Cats Go to Hell"

"Some Kittens Can Fly"

"That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"

"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"

"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"

"Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"

"You Were an Accident"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"

"The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan"

"Your Nightmares Are Real"

"Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

I guess, this book would have been a really short one...
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"


By the way: This was No. 100!!!
Now the others do the next 100